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Bobby Shmurda
Bobby Shmurda

in 2014 mang this dude went harder than my willy when i see feet. unmatched. then the pigs got his ass and when he came back out his music was lame as fuck. so i can’t give him too many stars but the 2014 memories are strong.

11/6/2026
My Pet Human
My Pet Human

what kinda kinky shit is this

11/6/2026
DikkieMulder
Dikkie Mulder

no idea who this is but i’m sure he’s a swell guy

11/6/2026
Hypodaphnis
Hypodaphnis

no strong opinions one way or the other. though truthfully i can’t imagine giving any genus of flower anything below a 2.5. that would be just plain heretical

11/6/2026
Sand dollar
Sand dollar

doesn’t even have a serial number on it, let alone a drawing of a white slave owner! what good is this crap! looks pretty though

11/6/2026
Mustelidae
Mustelidae

how can any other mammalian subset even DARE compete with these classic critters, such as the brutish badger, the popular polecat, the scratchy skunk, the marvelous mink, the ferocious ferret, the persnickety pine marten, the optimistic otter, the stunning stoat, and lest we forget, the wonderful weasel. just back-to-back winners all around. two thumbs up!

11/6/2026
Napkin
Napkin

like a trusty friend always coming in clutch

11/6/2026
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga

paws up! this freaknasty goddess singlehandedly got me thru middle school. a visionary like no other. we stan. 💅 however that lab-grown flesh business she’s been doing lately is weird as fuck. -0.5 points for that. also she looks rly scuffed in this photo. i won’t take points off for dat but i did want to point that out

11/6/2026
Park
Park

nothin beats a good old fashioned stroll in the park i say

11/6/2026
The Persistence of Memory
The Persistence of Memory

kinda ugly but the thing on the ground looks like a smiling friends character and that’s baller

11/6/2026
Butter
Butter

a rich, creamy, delectable, and versatile wonderfeast. makes damn near anything a little more sensual and luscious. too much makes me wanna puke tho

11/6/2026
The Amazing Digital Circus
The Amazing Digital Circus

eight episodes of absolute peak followed by the hottest steamiest most rancid pile of dog puke ever, so abysmal in fact it retroactively ruins everything leading up to it. just disgraceful. very unique though i’ll give it that

11/6/2026
James Ferraro
James Ferraro

he’s like if jesus was a real person

11/6/2026
High-heeled shoe
High-heeled shoe

looks slay but my dear sister almost broke both her legs with these when she was a youngin once. she didn’t, thank god, but every time i see these i shudder at what could’ve been.

11/6/2026
Autism
Autism

this shit makes me care about cartoon ferrets and longform experimental music more than like finances or health or familial relations but tbh i wouldn’t have it any other way cuz society is dumb and nature is boring. my mans stackin them cans like it’s nobodys bidniss

11/6/2026
Furby
Furby

they’re cool in vanilla forme but even better when they’re on that one instagram account that makes the weird videos where they have human teeth and eat teletubbies and stuff

11/6/2026
Commercial art
Commercial art

>commercial >art lol, lmao even

11/6/2026
Microwave oven
Microwave oven

useless as fuck cooking wise but really fun to do zany mad science experiments with

11/6/2026
Bestiality with a donkey
Bestiality with a donkey

decent. goes in.

11/6/2026
Vespertine (album)
Vespertine (album)

50 something minutes of serving cunt like it’s nothing

11/6/2026
Human–animal hybrid
Human–animal hybrid

i was looking for hot furries bruh wtf is this evil grey alien chimpanzee. he looks kinda chill doe

11/6/2026
Shitposting
Shitposting

mixed feelings overall. some shitposts bring you closer to god whereas others throw you straight into the abyss. but overall i’d say this perplexing cultural phenomenon is a net positive because it incentivizes people to dress like trollface at comic conventions and that’s badass

11/6/2026
Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve

these fuckheads are the reason gas is 4 bucks a gallon rn

11/6/2026
MILF
MILF

fuck yeah dude

11/6/2026
Insect
Insect

they should all die except bees but only because they’re actually useful

11/6/2026 · 4 comments
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

a real odd lookin’ duck, this guy

11/6/2026
Sophie (musician)
Sophie (musician)

gone too soon but left a legacy that will outlive anyone else. rest easy queen 🕊️

11/6/2026
The Cat in the Hat (2003 film)
The Cat in the Hat (2003 film)

honey it was ruined when she bought it 🫰🫰

11/6/2026
Hurricane Katrina
Hurricane Katrina

i was like 4 yrs old when this happened so i barely remember it but i always thought katrina was a nice name so it gets a point for that

11/6/2026
Alchemy
Alchemy

dope shit mane

11/6/2026
Rate Your Music
Rate Your Music

they nerfed dogcena420 in one patch update and it really went downhill after that

11/6/2026