MarbleSurf
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in 2014 mang this dude went harder than my willy when i see feet. unmatched. then the pigs got his ass and when he came back out his music was lame as fuck. so i can’t give him too many stars but the 2014 memories are strong.
11/6/2026no strong opinions one way or the other. though truthfully i can’t imagine giving any genus of flower anything below a 2.5. that would be just plain heretical
11/6/2026doesn’t even have a serial number on it, let alone a drawing of a white slave owner! what good is this crap! looks pretty though
11/6/2026how can any other mammalian subset even DARE compete with these classic critters, such as the brutish badger, the popular polecat, the scratchy skunk, the marvelous mink, the ferocious ferret, the persnickety pine marten, the optimistic otter, the stunning stoat, and lest we forget, the wonderful weasel. just back-to-back winners all around. two thumbs up!
11/6/2026paws up! this freaknasty goddess singlehandedly got me thru middle school. a visionary like no other. we stan. 💅 however that lab-grown flesh business she’s been doing lately is weird as fuck. -0.5 points for that. also she looks rly scuffed in this photo. i won’t take points off for dat but i did want to point that out
11/6/2026kinda ugly but the thing on the ground looks like a smiling friends character and that’s baller
11/6/2026a rich, creamy, delectable, and versatile wonderfeast. makes damn near anything a little more sensual and luscious. too much makes me wanna puke tho
11/6/2026eight episodes of absolute peak followed by the hottest steamiest most rancid pile of dog puke ever, so abysmal in fact it retroactively ruins everything leading up to it. just disgraceful. very unique though i’ll give it that
11/6/2026looks slay but my dear sister almost broke both her legs with these when she was a youngin once. she didn’t, thank god, but every time i see these i shudder at what could’ve been.
11/6/2026this shit makes me care about cartoon ferrets and longform experimental music more than like finances or health or familial relations but tbh i wouldn’t have it any other way cuz society is dumb and nature is boring. my mans stackin them cans like it’s nobodys bidniss
11/6/2026they’re cool in vanilla forme but even better when they’re on that one instagram account that makes the weird videos where they have human teeth and eat teletubbies and stuff
11/6/2026useless as fuck cooking wise but really fun to do zany mad science experiments with
11/6/2026i was looking for hot furries bruh wtf is this evil grey alien chimpanzee. he looks kinda chill doe
11/6/2026mixed feelings overall. some shitposts bring you closer to god whereas others throw you straight into the abyss. but overall i’d say this perplexing cultural phenomenon is a net positive because it incentivizes people to dress like trollface at comic conventions and that’s badass
11/6/2026they should all die except bees but only because they’re actually useful
11/6/2026 · 4 commentsgone too soon but left a legacy that will outlive anyone else. rest easy queen 🕊️
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