King Dedede

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my interests include hitting things and eating two chicken legs at once

Reviews

Garlic bread
Garlic bread

you need aromatics to live. put it on bread to get stronger

11/5/2026
Compulsory heterosexuality
Compulsory heterosexuality

is someone making you guys do it? point me there. i'll kill the son of a bitch

11/5/2026
Laughter
Laughter

teeheehee

11/5/2026
Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe

YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/5/2026
SpongeBob SquarePants (character)
SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

had to explain fishnet stockings to Kirby because of his movie. not happy. real bummer

11/5/2026
Kirby: Triple Deluxe
Kirby: Triple Deluxe

The people of Dreamland have forgiven Taranza. best of luck to his stupid ass back home tho

11/5/2026
Depersonalization
Depersonalization

oh no thanks

11/5/2026
Parrot
Parrot

sleek, colorful model. makes loud sounds and some of them eat clay

11/5/2026
Sam Altman
Sam Altman

rejected "The Office" character

11/5/2026
Cloaca
Cloaca

lol

11/5/2026
Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program
Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program

the point of life is eating and a bunch of stupid skinny people with money are trying to take that from you

11/5/2026
Fat
Fat

GET FATTER OR YOU DONT MATTER!!!!!!

11/5/2026
Bear (gay culture)
Bear (gay culture)

literally awesome

11/5/2026
Man-eating animal
Man-eating animal

why is man eating this animal? he should stop

11/5/2026
Eeyore
Eeyore

his friends are kind of shit to him

11/5/2026
European robin
European robin

round. pudding-like. clearly a peak specimen

11/5/2026
Woman
Woman

yeah!

11/5/2026
Ageing
Ageing

wait, THAT'S how you spell that? uh oh

11/5/2026
Cannibalism
Cannibalism

Considering it. I've put a lot of people in my mouth in my lifetime

11/5/2026
Candy corn
Candy corn

perfect for when I want to eat plastic pellets which is admittedly more frequent than once a year

11/5/2026
Donald Trump Jr.
Donald Trump Jr.

he should be hunted for sport

11/5/2026
Kirby (character)
Kirby (character)

he's the best to ever do it second only to me. i like this guy's moxie. he's round and that's what matters in today's society

11/5/2026