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Jacksepticeye
Jacksepticeye

Youtuber

11/5/2026
Lesbian
Lesbian

Hell yeah, I fucking love long bacon.

11/5/2026
Wordle
Wordle

What is Rebus

11/5/2026
Wii U
Wii U

They will never make me hate you, I still have your screen stored away. One day I will rebuild you and make you whole once again. I promise. My Wii U.

11/5/2026
Black
Black

Lets be honest here, it just looks so much cooler than white most of the time.

11/5/2026
IShowSpeed
IShowSpeed

Although I do not watch him I am rather fond of the things he does, good on him for getting so far.

11/5/2026
Subnautica: Below Zero
Subnautica: Below Zero

oh.

11/5/2026
Subnautica
Subnautica

Wow! I love this game! I sure hope the one made after isn't horrible, with a protagonist I don't like listening to! Haha, they wouldn't make something like that though...

11/5/2026
Toby Fox
Toby Fox

you little shit

11/5/2026
Celeste (video game)
Celeste (video game)

A wonderful climbing game, one of the only ones I've 100%ed as it's just such a fun time to learn. I even got into modded maps, but alas. I need to be more trans than I already am to get to the top.

11/5/2026
Ovarian torsion
Ovarian torsion

If they put me in charge this wouldn't have happened.

11/5/2026
M&M's
M&M's

Everyone speaks of the green one, personally I consume them all equally. As we are all the same yummy chocolate on the inside. Even the ones with nuts.

11/5/2026
Yaoi hole
Yaoi hole

Can the recent reviews please stop showing me the yaoi hole. I get it.

11/5/2026
Scott Pilgrim
Scott Pilgrim

She's 17 Scott.

11/5/2026
Northern cardinal
Northern cardinal

Every time I see a northern cardinal I am reminded of a man from my life who I believe I cared for a significant amount, even if it is hard to recall my childhood nowadays I will always be happy to see these birds. As I'll be reminded that he is watching over me from wherever we go after everything is said and done. I hope he is happy with the person I have become.

11/5/2026
Light-emitting diode
Light-emitting diode

I like learning about how hard it was to make the blue one, like you go man. Be all blue and stuff.

11/5/2026
Cow tools
Cow tools

This has gone too fucking far, I have to break my silence on this topic. I can't fucking believe they would even make this fucking thing, god damn useless tool. Fuck you. No, you know what, I hope whoever drew this shitty fucking panel with these god damn cow tools eats a fucking bullet. Go choke on a cow, you tool.

11/5/2026
Flowey
Flowey

What a piece of work.

11/5/2026
Jerma985
Jerma985

I heard he ate a bird, and then killed all those people with the horror. well, that last part was actually pretty funny at the time. and.. red... and.. pulsating...... *falls to the floor and dies*

11/5/2026
Monkey D. Luffy
Monkey D. Luffy

I will finish this sentence *flashback to me creating my account* next arc

11/5/2026
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2

That's crazy, I had no idea they made a second panda.

11/5/2026
1
1

I prefer 7.

11/5/2026
Banana
Banana

Well, they told me to.

11/5/2026
X (social network)
X (social network)

What is this? where did the bird go. I miss my bird, I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

11/5/2026
Timeloop
Time loop

the end is never the end is never

11/5/2026
This Man
This Man

Odd, looks familiar.

11/5/2026
Millipede
Millipede

I enjoy them when they aren't invading my own territory, I wish I could talk to them to come to an understanding. But alas, I cannot find the time to learn Millepese.

11/5/2026
Bee and PuppyCat
Bee and PuppyCat

A spectacular show, I recently rewatched it with family and the design and especially the whimsical nature of the technology in the show has really inspired my own writing. I can only hope lazy in space can get a second season eventually, as I wish to see more of the odd universe. But who knows.

11/5/2026
Cat
Cat

I am rather biased, as shown by the picture I use for my account here. but I love these things, the only downside for me is that they keep ripping up my couch. A shame.

11/5/2026
Litter
Litter

How uncouth, put it in a bin.

11/5/2026
Rain
Rain

I always seek out rain, whenever it passes by without my notice my day gets just a bit worse. Due to my tinnitus I sometimes have to put on noise when I go to sleep to drown it out, and my default is always simply rain. What a nice phenomenon.

11/5/2026
Nothingburger
Nothingburger

I think this image is very inaccurate to what a "Nothingburger" would be, as buns are something. And always will be something, therefore the image is infact a somethingburger.

11/5/2026
Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse

On one hand, a kind mouse who wishes to help children and go on fun adventures. On the other hand, the symbol of a company riddled with hate and greed. I cannot in good faith give this mouse anything higher than this, as the pain caused by this company can never be shed.

11/5/2026
Tesseract
Tesseract

Can you imagine what I could do with something like this? Ha. I can't.

11/5/2026
Transgender rights movement
Transgender rights movement

Rather fond.

11/4/2026
Pancake
Pancake

One day, I wish to make a giant pancake the size of a pizza. And then, on top of that pizza sized pancake, I wish to have a waffle. This too will be the size of a pizza. This is the only way to bring unity to the two sides of this never-ending war, to share a wafflecake pizza.

11/4/2026
Pluto
Pluto

I enjoy watching people fight on whether or not it is a planet, as I have no idea who is right. So I just take out my metaphorical popcorn and watch the planet burn, or well. Not burn. As Pluto has no oxygen.

11/4/2026
Dan Hentschel
Dan Hentschel

A man who knows how to commit to a bit no matter what, it is always fun to watch people first view videos of him. You know, before they realize the things he makes are satire.

11/4/2026
Armadillidiidae
Armadillidiidae

They are cute and I am rather fond of them, as a child I was around them constantly and always adored how they look and moved. One of my favorite types of bug.

11/4/2026
GlassBeach
Glass Beach (band)

In my experience listening to this bands songs it has never failed me, it may not be everyones cup of tea but I heavily suggest listening. It is simply 4 stars as I am sad the band is no longer making things.

11/4/2026
Existence
Existence

"They" gave this to me for free a few years back and I've gotten lots of use out of it, I would recommend for anyone who hasn't tried it.

11/4/2026