Jackeroni216

I love sippin’ on this. Whenever I go to the doctor and they ask me if I’ve been drinking enough water I get PISSED because I probably drink more water in a day than the rest of my immediate family do in a week

One time when I was in high school I was at the mall food court and Taco Bell (the only thing I ever get at a mall food court) was closed for renovations so I decided to buy something from here, and for the price of a full-ass taco I got some small onion rings and they tasted like absolute shit. I have never been to an A&W restaurant since, FUCK A&W. Also my dad refuses to buy from them because he got into an argument with the manager but that’s a story for another time.

I wouldn’t want it to happen to me but sometimes it’s gotta happen

I love it

Building brown bricks with Minecrap is the most amount of fun you can possibly have while playing an app

Objectively a somewhat funny ideology

The Pokémon Company International could scrape some sludge off the ground and say it’s the newest mainline Pokemon game and I’d probably buy it. I’m a shameless whore for this franchise.

How I always lose you in these woods

Wizards are the SHIT, dude!!!

I want to be one when I grow up

Probably the worst thing you can do

I don’t think a day has gone by since the first time I picked up a controller where Video Games haven’t been at the forefront of my mind.

Funniest colour by far.

Love doing this

Love this guy

Funniest animal by far.

Pretty good in movies and stuff, not sure I’d like to encounter one in real life! Yipes!

Aw yeah, now THIS is what I’m talkin’ about!

Gay

My entire self-worth is tied to how good I am at telling these.

Diddy ahh blud 💀

People tried to get me into this for years, and I always refused because all I heard about it was about how gay the characters were for eachother. Nobody thought to try telling me it’s like… funny. Which it is, Homestuck kicks ass.

Justice for Guy Standing sitting

Heard he’s done some bad stuff. Not cool, man.

A lotta good dudes out there.

Enough unfunny people out there that I can’t give it a higher ranking

This is my least favourite person ever.

This is the greatest thing on the entire internet.