I Ride Camels

half horse half GOAT

My dogs love her so much they literally do nothing but say her name all day

First man in history to kill One Bird with Two Stones

Absolutely perfect in every form with no room for improvement!

I bought one the other day thinking "man this would be a great place to put my cat in" and now whiskers is fucking missing

FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT!!!! I was riding my FUCKING camel the other night and I thought "Oh, one more piece cant hurt!" and fucking BAM my camel's BACK BROKE!!! FUUUUCKKKK!!!! MY CAMEEELLLLL!!!