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You’re never gonna guess what I’m giving this

Most the flavors are pretty alright but the original one genuinely tastes like carbonated cough syrup

Extra star bc you can put it on a calculator

Not loving it at the moment but maybe I’ll come around to it when something bad enough comes my way

I understand why it must exist, just wishing it was less existential.

FUCK man a good bag of microwave popcorn is a beautiful thing

Thanks mom and dad

Can’t say I’ve done it myself but as an outsider looking in doesn’t seem all too pleasant

They have like 1 funny guy every 100 or so I’ll give them that

I gotta rep

I drove paste one of these covered in a puzzle piece decal with the text inclusion matters on it

Watergate was funny but I don’t think you should’ve done that

God these things are so fucking cute