Hotél Isquierda

Very nice attendee, I was looking for my bus to Greenland, and he was able to get me all the way to the coast! Can’t quite tell where to go from here, the routes seem to all stop at the beach. It’s very cold.

A touch disappointed to learn that not all citizens are parents, and vice versa. Who could have known?

One of the best concerts I’ve ever been to, incredible energy and performance. Gonna have to take a star off since I found out they were french, sorry fellas

Her hair was a brunette waterfall, a luxurious stream with a split end mist crashing upon her boulderous shoulders. The right breast was a touch milquetoast, but the left I could have lost myself in. I’m glad I never got her name, I can’t say I’d be alive today to recall her.

Could have been worse

Denied my mother’s appeal to get our mule back after the bank repossessed it, very fat and greedy bastard. Didn’t raise taxes at least

Great language, just can’t stand unions

Always hated going to church as a kid, King Henry and the Anglican Church finally let me sleep in.

No pears, all signs are below deck