Hayden718

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How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb

Was really in need of directions and Wikipedia only had results for this album. Really disappointing

11/4/2026
Military recruitment
Military recruitment

Yo dudes, The Empire is pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something

11/4/2026
EncyclopaediaMetallum
Encyclopaedia Metallum

1.8 million registered users and not a single one has talked to a woman before

11/4/2026
Cracker (term)
Cracker (term)

I’m a white boy and this is my favorite word

11/4/2026
In Rainbows – From the Basement
In Rainbows – From the Basement

This CONCERT film already plagues the number one spot on Letterboxd I will NOT let its filth spread to compend.org

11/4/2026
Sittingon thefence
Sitting on the fence

Not sure how I feel about this one

11/4/2026
Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney

If that was my name I would shoot my friend in the face

11/4/2026
Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz

This man ate my son

11/4/2026
Jared Dines
Jared Dines

Possibly the antichrist

11/4/2026
Kool-Aid Man
Kool-Aid Man

how is he Alive

11/4/2026
The Thing (1982 film)
The Thing (1982 film)

This happened to me once

11/4/2026
David Koresh
David Koresh

Drama queen

11/4/2026
Shoebill
Shoebill

I genuinely did not think this thing was real for years and I still think it might be a psyop

11/4/2026
Rhett & Link
Rhett & Link

How To Dance To Attract Girls (2014) convinced my wife to marry me

11/4/2026
Frank Iero
Frank Iero

Frank Iero is at my door with a gun and he wants me dead

11/4/2026
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

There was not a single guy named Monty, nor a single snake, in this entire movie

11/4/2026
Robb Flynn
Robb Flynn

Remember there is love

11/4/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

The more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him

11/4/2026
Jimmy Carter Peanut Statue
Jimmy Carter Peanut Statue

I have such a big crush on him

11/4/2026
William Howard Taft
William Howard Taft

Aura personified

11/4/2026
Bee
Bee

They make the honey

11/4/2026
Charlie Kirk (footballer)
Charlie Kirk (footballer)

This guy carries the flame

11/4/2026
How You Remind Me
How You Remind Me

Nickelback could write Let It Be, but The Beatles could never write How You Remind Me

11/4/2026
Gilgal Sculpture Garden
Gilgal Sculpture Garden

This is the Sistine Chapel of the west

11/4/2026
Utah
Utah

I would die for my country Utah

11/4/2026
Hallowed Be Thy Name (song)
Hallowed Be Thy Name (song)

I looked up the word “masterpiece” in the dictionary and it was just this song

11/4/2026
Moby-Dick
Moby-Dick

WHITE‼️ WHALE‼️ HOLY‼️ GRAIL‼️

11/4/2026
Flag of Utah
Flag of Utah

You suck

11/4/2026
John Lennon
John Lennon

Should’ve imagined there was no .38-caliber revolvers

11/4/2026
Kentucky
Kentucky

I have never been there before

11/4/2026
Flint, Michigan
Flint, Michigan

Drinking the water made me invincible

11/4/2026
Gary, Indiana
Gary, Indiana

I think you should go here

11/4/2026
Joker (character)
Joker (character)

I wish this guy could beatbox

11/4/2026
William Tyndale
William Tyndale11/4/2026
Lego: The Adventures of Clutch Powers
Lego: The Adventures of Clutch Powers

Gosh he’s so cute

11/4/2026
Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005 video game)
Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005 video game)

My life, body, and allegiance belong to you.

11/4/2026
NSYNC
NSYNC

They know how to get a white boy grooving

11/4/2026
3
3

Overrated

11/4/2026
Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein

Jeff Epstein? The financier?

11/4/2026
Scaphism
Scaphism

We used to do this in Boy Scouts

11/4/2026
Blood eagle
Blood eagle

They did this to me once

11/4/2026
Guantanamo Bay detention camp
Guantanamo Bay detention camp

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds awesome if you don’t know what either of those things are

11/4/2026
Dave Mustaine
Dave Mustaine

He wanna be an astronaut so bad

11/4/2026
Albert Fish
Albert Fish

This guy was a real jerk

11/4/2026