GrandmaPeach

It's soft and green <3

Once when I phone banked for clean water action, a lady I called told me she only drinks coca cola and when I told her coke is made of water she hung up on me.

They could never make me hate you. Raw, towering, beautiful, seemingly simple yet dazzlingly complex. It was powered by dreams, by vision, by a desire for something good.

Great to get into, no fun to get out of. Not fun to clean either.

Killed my grandpa. I doubt I would have met him if he didn't die from it since I was born 88 years after he was, but I can't say I'm a fan.

An animal of dreams. They gave us freedom and flight and friendship and we're not grateful enough for all they've done for us.

These must feel so good to chuck in the direction of someone you don't like very much. Really funny in cartoons but wouldn't be fun to be hit by.

Nothing beats a frosty glass of this when enjoying a meal. The smell makes my spirit dance.

Deceptively fun and funky beat hiding a tragic story of lost love and madness like the fake gum that contains a mouse trap mechanism if you try to take a stick. Where was Lola's community? Her family? Was she cast out for becoming a showgirl? Surely she must have been loved if she was allowed to remain at the club even after it became a disco. But that love mustn't have been enough. Tony must have been a great guy. The extended version of this track has a weird line about having a banana because Manilow ran out of words to rhyme with Cabana and it really fucks with the immersion a bit.

It's her fault I'm the way that I am (fat)

These will turn your tongue the kind of colors only birds can see but you won't be able to perceive or imagine them because all you'll see is a brownish purply green bruise of a color with your weak human eyes. They're yummy but very expensive as an import item.

My very best friend.

The picture makes them look a lot more fun than they actually are. Great for a dramatic, unpredictable, haunting death.

December 6, 1912, Kafka wrote to Felice Bauer worrying about a prior disparaging of his own looks. He feared, "at any moment I am afraid I may get a telegram: "Franz, you are beautiful." Then all I could do would be to crawl under the table." I often imagine myself being the recipient of this letter. I imagine tossing the letter aside, forsaking any plans I had for the day, and rushing to the train station to board the earliest train out of Berlin to Prague. If I had to stand all the way there in third class, rats running over my feet, all the better to strengthen my resolve for the task ahead of me. Upon arrival, I would find my way, somehow, stopping only for directions or possibly transport, to The Workers’ Accident Insurance Institute. And if I should have made it before 2, when he would have been there, miserably pouring over the depressing legal documents that sucked so greedily at his tender soul, I would shout from the sidewalk as loudly as I could, "FRANZ! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!" Again and again I would shout it. He would hear it, I would WILL him to hear it if he is not informed by a coworker closer to the windows I'm facing. I would shout it until every drop of insecurity is absorbed by the heavy blows of my words. Until he could no longer recall the cruel words of his father, the discouragement from his uncle who once dismissed his writing. Until I cough up blood and feel relief from it as he did upon contracting the tuberculosis that would cruelly claim his life. I would be relieved because he would know. He would finally know he was beautiful and always had been. The Sudden Walk is my favorite short story by him.

A once-popular pet found in most households but has since fallen out of fashion. Contemporary televisions suffer from brachycephaly as selective breeding has led to their screens becoming flatter and flatter with each generation. These televisions experience a significantly shorter lifespan and a variety of health problems CRT televisions did not have. Still, older breeds retain a loyal and loving fanbase and they remain a treasured nostalgic part of many people's lives.

God put em here for us to eat and he chocked em full of folic acid and magnesium and that's real good for your colon. But I like em cuz they taste good like America used to.

Loved her in Sealab 2021!!!

Oh, don't mind if I do!

I will never forget.

It's said wishes can be made on them, but further data is needed to verify any validity to the claims.

10/10! Good texture, great flavors, and it won't throw you in a detention center like the American variant.

You can find trinkets here but also thingamabobs if you're lucky. You can go in and pretend you're a kid in a story entering the home of an eccentric inventor who will become your mentor and set you on a whimsical, heart-growing journey that you will come out of changed and better than how you entered.

Where have you been? Where have you been?! DAMN YOU!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

If you slayed me in battle, this is the loot you'd receive

Bad. Every single person who participated in this should have been burned alive instead of the records. I think the Pope, being from Chicago, owes Disco a public apology on behalf of the tire-fire of a city he managed to escape from but not even God's forgiveness will earn mine.

It doesn't smell as good as Kiki's Delivery Service or Heidi would have you believe. Falling into it does not feel good because it's very pointy. Tries to steal the spotlight at fairs and pumpkin patches by being all over the place but it isn't absorbent at all. When hay is in RIDE™ form, it can be fun but see previous point about it being pointy. Not good for sitting on.

It's highway robbery people only associate Utz with their cheeseballs when they also make delicious chips and mouth-watering pretzels which I think are better than Snyder's who must think they're so great since they can be bought so far out of state. Well, they're not and in any case, Utz deserves its flowers for more than just cheeseballs. Five stars for Sallie. May the bag she reaches into remain forever full.

Don't have any myself, but I won't let that stop me from offering my support.

I love these little guys. They're so fun to play with and it's so easy to lose hours of my life constructing new small dudes. I'm giving them 4 and a half stars on account of the paint on the pegs and pieces make it so it's either a herculean struggle to insert them into pegs or remove them if they've been placed into one. Not a toy for anybody with arthritis. You cannot play with these if your bones don't work. However, they may function as hand mobility training toys for occupational therapy recipients. This article should have a picture and I know wikipedia has one, so I don't know why that isn't here. Please add one! Thank you.