Goober

The Grafton NH (2004) and Colorado Springs (2009-2011) experiments are some of the funniest political moments of the 21st century. These wacky little guys just wanna reenact Gremlins everywhere they go, and I can’t help but find that charming

smells bad when you haven’t washed it in three years

they were pretty gross… under-seasoned ‘n’ under/overcooked everywhere that called ‘em this. I hear Steak ‘n Shake are bringing them back tho

Really cool that these got leaked — but nothing actually happened after they got out. Will revisit if the international proletariat does the same

Real good with a ball

I heard it’s going woke next year

got me into Reagan and Transcendental Meditation RIP

white people forgot how to fuck ig

People get so mad when you root for the bull. annoying fans

it’s actually very normal

the world would probably be even worse if Gen X nerds hadn’t been forced to interact with normies

I seriously have to wear gloves while gaming in the winter. humiliating

I eat 100 grams of this a day and my doctor says I’m immortal now

corny

like corn on the cob

the best argument for nudism

estrogen probably could’ve unironically saved her

people born after 1990 just aren’t into this tbh. fully replaced by polyamory

nominative deterministic for being generally unlikable. more Xbox games were stolen by Kyles than by all other individuals not named Kyle combined

more like “meh”-llennials. Gen Z 🔛🔝 we running this town

yowch

Millennials and Gen Z aren’t having kids ‘cause they’re all eating these. Wake up

room for improvement

an additional half star for Braum’s

when something really hits and your body decides that you’re not paying enough attention to it

I paid fifty bitcoin to acquire an early build and it’s mid

Gabe and Tycho keep crashing into the toxic waste container from Robocop and they look really scary now

I’m a friend of fungus, but this… I just can’t support this

I want one that weighs 400 pounds, so I can train like Rock Lee while I sleep

If these were still around and doing their thing in China, the rest of the world would live in constant envy

never had a bad one

Fucked up that humans can even have something widely called “chicken skin”. Even more fucked that all of our existing treatments barely work

Spoiler alert: everybody’s gonna be doing this in the 2030s. It’ll be completely milquetoast to Gen Beta

🤎 take me to Brown Town 🤎 I wanna live there 🤎

pinched a finger real bad with one of these as a kid, and that thing didn’t bend quite right for YEARS

they really think they got that shit on. they don’t

even the bad ones are kinda good

Transformed me into the most annoying community college student the world has ever seen — but hot couch guys is an undeniable all-timer bit. Mandatory point deduction for still funding Virgil Texas’ continued existence

Thirty years later, and the white rapper community still hasn’t recovered

Five stars for how good it is for Humans — minus one star for its inconsistent hit rate among non-humans (chocolate for dogs and cats, bread crumbs for birds, avocados for horses and donkeys, etc). Will revisit if this changes

They won’t let us have this ‘cause they know we’ll all just start electing Hoxhaists downballot

The best one of these I’ve ever had wasn’t even half the best pizza I’ve ever had. Dead end food

I once woke up and saw a big spider on my bed and it really freaked me out. How’s that for a scary internet story

Whenever the money’s gone, I just stop paying for everything but food and rent, ‘n’ chill out with this and YouTube for a month or two

I’m glad to see we’ve reached a consensus on this one. Yummy green cylinders that make you piss dog breath

The LeBron 2012-2013 season of dogs

Being the torturer seems like it could be fuckin awesome. Being the tortured, though… less so

I can’t log this on Letterboxd. They kill you for that

I buy games from here and pierogis from the farmer’s market. The Poles are alright by me

everything we’ve ever really needed

It’s so good!! but… slaves :(

The Omnifood. You can put this shit on anything. Docked half a star cause getting it in your eye or in cuts stings real bad ow owwie

It’s Pat gave this a bad rep. Actually pretty underrated imo

haha farting on my roommate’s door

Quoth The Raven (2012 film) “I suck lol”

Vibemogs Montreal

Kyle Balls scared me with toys and Kid Pix

I’m kinda vegan sometimes except I still eat these ‘cause I get the feeling they’re just gonna go to waste otherwise tbh

Voting on behalf of my 7 year old nephew: “ts so scary”

A rare work, in that it will always make me Millennial out

Better than Coke Zero imo. And the cashier at my corner store smiles whenever I tell him that

Everyone died and the vibes were off

🐞🐛🐜🦟🪲🪳🕷️ <— this game has all of those

I’ve got so many of these lil guys just chilling on me lol

Secretly GOATed for making ostrich meat more widely available

He was onto something

too hot

chud-coded guilty pleasure

James Cameron wishes

it’s not my place to rate this.

Just got out of this one — unfortunately, mid. Not at all worth the wait. Malkovich was as good as he always is, though

pretty good, in moderation. helped me learn Computers

Always a lil worried that I’m somehow gonna accidentally tear this at some point. Still earns a couple of stars for kinda feeling like a squishy guitar string

The best retirement home in Milwaukee

Closed out Halloween by throwing this on while drinking discount egg nog til my tummy hurt. You all should play the game, too

Weird vibes. Cool name tho

byeah

mid

High potential. Really excited to see some good ones come out eventually

just kinda cool to have in the back pocket as an option imo

“Princess” and “Cupcake” do be eating a lot of toddlers

EVERYBODY’S TALKING ABOUT IT! It’s Terrific !

never have quite understood the appeal of this

Frightening to witness. It’s too much

Scientist-brained autism is fucking wild, bro. But Loud House porn-brained, “starts fights in the computer lab” autism is pretty scary ngl. I’mma have to be a centrist on this one

Worst accent in the world, from the mouths of the worst people in the world. Nothing of value would be lost

One star deducted for Andy Morin’s whole deal

Paul Kern proved that we can get so much more out of our lives without this garbage — we just need to figure out exactly what greedy-ass portion(s) of our brains require it. Only upside: being awake really does suck sometimes, tbh