Gerlic Merchant

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Well I was born in a nuclear power plant and have an IQ of 2, but boy can I play basketball. Friends would describe me as cruel, unnatural.

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MicrosoftAuthenticator
Microsoft Authenticator

must… not… goon…

11/4/2026
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Assassination of Shinzo Abe

yea that’s what i woulda did

11/4/2026
Adin Ross
Adin Ross

His command of the English language is second to none

11/4/2026
MrBeast
MrBeast

His portrait here is quite transfixing. Like the Mona Lisa, his eyes seem to follow you. Reminiscent to the hypnagogic illusion of a faceless face. He vexes and somewhat frightens me.

11/4/2026
Garlic
Garlic

The sophisticate's choice commodity. Enjoyers of garlic are known to be noble, courageous, and distinguished in all respects. Discerning gentlemen and gentlewomen are invited to browse any of my fine selections of garlics and garlic accoutrements.

11/4/2026
Donkey
Donkey

hee haw hee haw hahahahaha

11/4/2026
Ponyo
Ponyo

This is what it’s all about

11/4/2026
Evil
Evil

THIS DISGUSTS ME!

11/3/2026