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Woke is back. My child’s school called me to tell me that they already did the sex change during their free breakfast. I had to let them know we already did one back in 2020 and they would need to fix this right NOW! My child has now had 3 sex changes and plans to go to the Olympics soon. But fuck you California for prop 40

1 star because I selfishly enjoy keeping 1-2 in my life at a distance so I can argue with someone and feel very smart and generous

plz stop bringing your boyfriend to the hang I’m trying to spiritually and metaphysically commune with you

I really enjoy picking things up with these

I really like staring at people

I feel very smart, skinny, and rich every time I drink this.

It doesn’t get better than this

meaning is important in life, and I think it’s rather fun that my mind finds meaning in repeating words a certain amount :) but also my hair is falling out and I can’t breath

i don’t like it

Every michael I’ve met is a bitch

I want it and actively push it away because I fear I am a bad person and will have a negative effect on the people close to me.

4.5, would be a 5 if it was queer feminist literature.

“I want to breed a wittle doggo pupper that suffers in pain on a daily basis because I think it look silly” -every white person

I like that it’s the largest organ of the human body but that’s all.

I feel stupid every time I have to do this without the alphabet right in front of me.

My pronouns have always been out/back. Every time I get into my car, I know that I am better than everyone else.

I enjoy cheating at this game to look very smart.

I’ve had a wonderful time for all 35 of mine, no complaints. My life has been so much better thanks to them. I like to use this as birth control as I consider it safer than a hormonal pill.