Elpenor

Iconic hat

I love it but sometimes I cannot count

I recognise their worth but I kinda hate them

Chocolate custard my beloved

Huge staple of my life but bloody hell it’s expensive

My guy

Yes

Like how it heals all wounds but could sometimes do without it marching on

Cheese of all time

Benoit Blanc you are so very dear to me

Keeps me warm and cozy

Always a banger