Cum

There's a gas leak from my oven, people have been telling me to turn it off for a while.. but I'm kind of addicted to popcorn ✋😏

Cool for the most part!

One of God's few misdeeds

Growing up, the road to zion meant Lawrence Fishburne was boutta take your ass to a boombastic rave. We've lost recipes, folks

Brothers its nummy stuff

When you really stop and think about it, sexual intercourse is kind of sexy. Two people decide to press certain parts of themselves against certain parts of each other, generate a little friction, and somehow this qualifies as one of the more compelling experiences available to the human spirit. It’s the sort of thing that should have become boring centuries ago, and yet here we are, still treating it like a private miracle (especially you reading this) every time it goes well. Mildly ridiculous. Moderately profound. Mostly sweaty. Pussy's be fartin!

One of mankind's greatest indicators on if the pussy is worth it or not

Not for me, Personally.

Rumour has it these things are cybernetic beings crafted to make us itch bad.

I used to work at a restaurant and this guy made me remake his beans because they werent "mushed". I said "buddy, listen." When he promptly clamped my lips closed between his thumb and index finger before he swiftly roared "you get in the back and mush me some damned beans before I mush ya mother". I was taken aback. Livid, honestly. Ive still a scar on my upper lip from his gangled, gnarled finger nail.

Get a bad rep for being bad guys and you know what? Earned

Delectable stuff

pinnacle of human creation????

Always a fun time!

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Love this stuff