Creaturemuse

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Sucker Punch (2011 film)
Sucker Punch (2011 film)

A girl I liked in high school showed me this film and I had to try very hard not to laugh

11/4/2026
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew

my fucking teeth

11/4/2026
Ranch dressing
Ranch dressing

barf

11/4/2026
Coelacanth
Coelacanth

thanks for sticking around

11/4/2026
Gas stove
Gas stove11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Liquorice
Liquorice

Enjoyable if you're not a little bitch baby

11/4/2026
Plecostomus
Plecostomus

suck suck suck lol

11/4/2026
Rope
Rope11/4/2026
Dishwasher
Dishwasher

thank god

11/4/2026
Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics
Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics

Ruined education so badly everyone thinks art is for pussies now

11/4/2026
Andy Warhol
Andy Warhol

Andy I'm from the CIA! People are dreaming of a better world! We need to stop them NOW !!!

11/4/2026
Great tit
Great tit11/4/2026
Catgirl
Catgirl

for cowards

11/4/2026
Cucumber
Cucumber

wet. refreshing

11/4/2026
Health effects of coffee
Health effects of coffee

it's good for you trust

11/4/2026
Salt marsh
Salt marsh11/4/2026
Gamelan
Gamelan11/4/2026
Green
Green11/4/2026
Titan submersible implosion
Titan submersible implosion

what a waste of everyone's time

11/4/2026
Belching
Belching

if you're an adult who hasn't learned how to do this discreetly I fucking hate you

11/4/2026
Anomalousexperiences
Anomalous experiences

I want to experience one but I'd probably just piss my pants if I did

11/4/2026
Flesh
Flesh

mmmmm

11/4/2026
Exhaust gas
Exhaust gas11/4/2026
Common sense
Common sense11/4/2026
United Nations
United Nations

you better not break international law or we'll send some guys in blue hats to watch from a distance

11/4/2026
Kiribati
Kiribati

london, paris, poland, banana

11/4/2026
Assassination of Shinzo Abe
Assassination of Shinzo Abe

fabulous stuff

11/4/2026
Hay
Hay

my throat is swelling

11/4/2026
Fetish art
Fetish art

very pure form of art

11/4/2026
Left-wingpolitics
Left-wing politics

it's worth a shot

11/4/2026
Music
Music

been getting into this lately

11/4/2026
Silence
Silence

amazing

11/4/2026
Veganism
Veganism

ideologically sound but could you not be so fucking annoying

11/4/2026
Margaret Thatcher
Margaret Thatcher11/4/2026
Drake–Kendrick Lamar feud
Drake–Kendrick Lamar feud

mustaaaard haha

11/4/2026
Smarties (tablet candy)
Smarties (tablet candy)

unitedstatesians crunching on straight minerals instead of eating chocolate in a crispy shell

11/4/2026
Anubis
Anubis

is it a form of blasphemy to find him attractive

11/4/2026
O Superman
O Superman

why am I crying

11/4/2026
Vampire
Vampire11/4/2026
Heterosexuality
Heterosexuality11/4/2026
5
511/4/2026
Fixed-gear bicycle
Fixed-gear bicycle

what is the point of this shit

11/4/2026
Sans (Undertale)
Sans (Undertale)11/4/2026
Soursop
Soursop11/4/2026
Groypers
Groypers

boring

11/4/2026
Dr Pepper
Dr Pepper

would make a hummingbird blush

11/4/2026
Bara (genre)
Bara (genre)

could they not have found some better art for the thumbnail

11/4/2026
Old El Paso
Old El Paso

I know it's not authentic but if you live in england it's like water in the desert idk

11/4/2026
Mango sticky rice
Mango sticky rice

why do I keep hearing about this

11/4/2026
Migraine
Migraine

some people deserve it

11/4/2026
Chickpea
Chickpea11/4/2026
TheBurntPeanut
TheBurntPeanut

i'm a unitedstatesian and this is my favorite show on the telescreen in my goypod

11/4/2026
Pickleball
Pickleball

?

11/4/2026
New Age
New Age

larpy larps from larpistan

11/4/2026
Helvetica
Helvetica11/4/2026
Chiikawa
Chiikawa11/4/2026
E.T. (character)
E.T. (character)11/4/2026
Boy George
Boy George

goy george

11/4/2026
Columbo (character)
Columbo (character)

more like colBUMbo haha just kidding everyone

11/4/2026
H3h3Productions
H3h3Productions

lmao

11/4/2026
Trebuchet MS
Trebuchet MS11/4/2026
EB Garamond
EB Garamond11/4/2026
Tel Aviv
Tel Aviv

nuke em from orbit just to be sure

11/4/2026
Times New Roman
Times New Roman11/4/2026
Motor protein
Motor protein

how the fuck

11/4/2026
Laughing gull
Laughing gull11/4/2026
Path of least resistance
Path of least resistance

bum ass reality

11/4/2026
Skibidi Toilet
Skibidi Toilet

why am I laughing

11/4/2026
Esoteric neo-Nazism
Esoteric neo-Nazism

L larps

11/4/2026
Leopard seal
Leopard seal

so cunty

11/4/2026
4
411/4/2026
Rhodesia
Rhodesia

L larps

11/4/2026
Mario Is Missing!
Mario Is Missing!

Mario Is Missing!

11/4/2026
Colombian cuisine
Colombian cuisine

tap in

11/4/2026
Evil
Evil

heh heh heh .....

11/4/2026
Human rights
Human rights

what have they done to earn this exactly

11/4/2026
Yaoi hole
Yaoi hole

don't show me that

11/4/2026
New York accent
New York accent

what a fucking put on genuinely people say gay people put the accent on what about these posers

11/4/2026
Tinashe
Tinashe

idk who this is is she a tennis player

11/4/2026
January 6 United States Capitol attack
January 6 United States Capitol attack

funny to watch

11/4/2026
Human cannibalism
Human cannibalism

you don't know it could be really good

11/4/2026
Uncertainty
Uncertainty

I have to know.

11/4/2026
Bisexuality
Bisexuality

why not

11/4/2026
VeggieTales
VeggieTales

I hate protestants

11/4/2026
Purr
Purr

👂

11/4/2026
Seaman (video game)
Seaman (video game)

do you think the internet is a good or a bad thing

11/4/2026
Malcolm X
Malcolm X

by any votes necessary.....

11/4/2026
David Lynch
David Lynch

COME BACK

11/4/2026
Yellow
Yellow11/4/2026
James Ferraro
James Ferraro

106.7 RADIO MARS

11/4/2026
Backpacking (hiking)
Backpacking (hiking)

parasites mostly

11/4/2026
Tomato
Tomato11/4/2026
Yakub (Nation of Islam)
Yakub (Nation of Islam)

what was his problem

11/4/2026
Nautilus
Nautilus11/4/2026
Research
Research11/4/2026
Canada
Canada

just as bad as united statesians DON'T LET THEM FORGET IT

11/4/2026
Pansexuality
Pansexuality

???

11/4/2026
Midriff
Midriff11/4/2026
The Rizzler
The Rizzler

what was this even about

11/4/2026
Cedar waxwing
Cedar waxwing11/4/2026
IShowSpeed
IShowSpeed11/4/2026
Women's rights
Women's rights

gotta have em

11/4/2026
Autofellatio
Autofellatio

fun but not amazing

11/4/2026
Flatulence
Flatulence

yuck !!

11/4/2026
Fried egg
Fried egg11/4/2026
The X-Files
The X-Files11/4/2026
NerdsGummyClusters
Nerds Gummy Clusters

crack rock cocaine

11/4/2026
Internet
Internet11/4/2026
Anilingus
Anilingus

wow

11/4/2026
Wuthering Heights (song)
Wuthering Heights (song)

holy shit

11/4/2026
Suicide
Suicide

stressful

11/4/2026
Kanye West
Kanye West

interesting

11/4/2026
Cigarette
Cigarette11/4/2026
Delia Derbyshire
Delia Derbyshire

yeaaaah girl

11/4/2026
Sadomasochism
Sadomasochism

ouch lol

11/4/2026
Gila monster
Gila monster11/4/2026
Elephant
Elephant

did you see that millionaire poacher get stamped to death on twitter

11/4/2026
"Yomama"joke
"Yo mama" joke

I don't know

11/4/2026
Self-hatred
Self-hatred11/4/2026
Gluttony
Gluttony11/4/2026
Gnosticism
Gnosticism

my mum went through a gnostic phase no joke

11/4/2026
Deadlock (video game)
Deadlock (video game)

what the fuck are they doing

11/4/2026
Nancy (comic strip)
Nancy (comic strip)11/4/2026
Garfield
Garfield

fuck garfield

11/4/2026 · 2 comments
Garfield (character)
Garfield (character)

fuck garfield

11/4/2026
Alan Turing
Alan Turing

remember if you save the british government they will chemically castrate you

11/4/2026
Daylight saving time
Daylight saving time

farmers are fucking stupid

11/4/2026
Apple
Apple

definition of hit or miss

11/4/2026
Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Assassination of Charlie Kirk

funny shit

11/4/2026
Moss
Moss11/4/2026
Horse meat
Horse meat

😋

11/4/2026
Rain
Rain11/4/2026
Juggalo
Juggalo

pretty okay bit

11/4/2026
Numa Numa
Numa Numa

lol

11/4/2026
Assassination
Assassination11/4/2026
Oingo Boingo
Oingo Boingo

dollar store DEVO

11/4/2026
YouTube Poop
YouTube Poop

crack for autists and also really funny

11/4/2026
Love
Love

worth it

11/4/2026
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld

cunt

11/4/2026
Clubbing (subculture)
Clubbing (subculture)

really fun but too sweaty

11/4/2026
Digestive biscuit
Digestive biscuit11/4/2026
Barack Obama
Barack Obama11/4/2026
Transgender
Transgender

seems like a lot of work

11/4/2026
Microsoft Teams
Microsoft Teams

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”

11/4/2026
Charlie Bit My Finger
Charlie Bit My Finger

wasn't funny then either

11/4/2026
Cookie Crisp
Cookie Crisp

just not cookies at all are they

11/3/2026
Soyjak
Soyjak

can be really funny but often not

11/3/2026 · 2 comments
Discord
Discord

holy fuck can we make something better please

11/3/2026
Plumbing
Plumbing11/3/2026
Fictosexuality
Fictosexuality

you cannot be serious

11/3/2026
Suffolk
Suffolk11/3/2026
Vaporwave
Vaporwave

good while it lasted

11/3/2026
S.Pellegrino
S.Pellegrino

genuinely the best to do it but owned by nestle now I think boooo

11/3/2026
Canon PowerShot
Canon PowerShot11/3/2026
Oneohtrix Point Never
Oneohtrix Point Never

genuinely like sex

11/3/2026
Consciousness
Consciousness

get me the fuck out of here

11/3/2026
Carbonated water
Carbonated water11/3/2026
JD Vance
JD Vance

puffy yankee baby

11/3/2026
Colombia
Colombia

I like it

11/3/2026
100 Gecs
100 Gecs

I thought this was a joke there's no way they actually sound like that lmao

11/3/2026
Motorcycle
Motorcycle

giant mousetrap for idiots

11/3/2026
Fish
Fish11/3/2026
Stew
Stew11/3/2026
Pokémon andpornography
Pokémon and pornography

you should aspire for better things

11/3/2026
Banana
Banana11/3/2026
Rice
Rice11/3/2026
Video game
Video game

objectively kind of a waste of time

11/3/2026
Bestiality with a donkey
Bestiality with a donkey

have not tried

11/3/2026
Time
Time

big el tiempo

11/3/2026
White South Africans
White South Africans

go away

11/3/2026
Paul is dead
Paul is dead

really funny

11/3/2026
Anthropomorphization of animals
Anthropomorphization of animals

can be fun but be careful not to get carried away

11/3/2026
Concrete
Concrete11/3/2026
Art
Art

good and bad examples

11/3/2026
Orange juice
Orange juice11/3/2026
Autism
Autism

what a pain in the ass for everyone involved

11/3/2026
Image
Image

good and bad examples

11/3/2026
Egg
Egg11/3/2026
David Bowie
David Bowie

miss you mate

11/3/2026
GIMP
GIMP

fuck off

11/3/2026
Play (activity)
Play (activity)

what it's all about

11/3/2026
Dungeons & Dragons
Dungeons & Dragons

I have done this 4 separate times in my life in an attempt to meet new people and every single time it was exhausting and miserable

11/3/2026
Life
Life

my head hurts I'm tired

11/3/2026
Erection
Erection

this guy has a gorgeous dick

11/3/2026
Rat
Rat

just not for me, sorry!

11/3/2026
Pig
Pig11/3/2026
Plant
Plant

thank god

11/3/2026
Clop (erotic fan art)
Clop (erotic fan art)

beloved by pedophiles everywhere

11/3/2026
The Amazing Digital Circus
The Amazing Digital Circus

beloved by pedophiles everywhere

11/3/2026
Aquarium
Aquarium

yesssss

11/3/2026
Wordle
Wordle11/3/2026
Vibe coding
Vibe coding

this website

11/3/2026
Rendlesham Forest incident
Rendlesham Forest incident11/3/2026
War on drugs
War on drugs

did it work

11/3/2026
Apparitional experience
Apparitional experience11/3/2026
Roadside hawk
Roadside hawk11/3/2026
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson

what is this choice of image

11/3/2026
Polyamory
Polyamory

come on man

11/3/2026
Furry fandom
Furry fandom

don't explore yourself too much or you'll end up with this lot

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Pepsi Zero Sugar
Pepsi Zero Sugar

will probably give me cancer

11/3/2026
Wasp
Wasp

grow up

11/3/2026
Barrel
Barrel11/3/2026
Homosexuality
Homosexuality

worth it

11/3/2026
Ginger
Ginger11/3/2026
Dog
Dog

smell like shit

11/3/2026
Paint
Paint11/3/2026
Sander
Sander11/3/2026
Homestuck
Homestuck

why do I keep having to hear about this

11/3/2026
Cannabis (drug)
Cannabis (drug)

overrated

11/3/2026
Arepa
Arepa11/3/2026
Mountain
Mountain11/3/2026
Ball
Ball11/3/2026
Wii
Wii

I miss you

11/3/2026
September 11 attacks
September 11 attacks11/3/2026
Brussels sprout
Brussels sprout

fine

11/3/2026
Soulseek
Soulseek

what the fuck is this logo

11/3/2026
British people
British people11/3/2026
Volume
Volume11/3/2026
United States
United States

sick of his ass

11/3/2026
Adderall
Adderall

it's meth

11/3/2026
Chicharrón
Chicharrón11/3/2026
Mango
Mango11/3/2026
Roko's basilisk
Roko's basilisk

come and get me pussy

11/3/2026
Air conditioning
Air conditioning

my electricity bill

11/3/2026
Metrosexual
Metrosexual

If you dressed well and didn't smell like feet in the 2000's they called you gay

11/3/2026
Juche
Juche

good luck guys!

11/3/2026
Germany
Germany11/3/2026
Bad Dragon
Bad Dragon

not even in the top 10 manufacturers of their own niche genre

11/3/2026
John Lennon
John Lennon

tool

11/3/2026
Blue-tongued skink
Blue-tongued skink11/3/2026
Cúcuta
Cúcuta11/3/2026
Jungle music
Jungle music

big up big up junglist massive

11/3/2026
Concept
Concept

Doesn't go far enough

11/3/2026
Astrology
Astrology11/3/2026
Water
Water

Gotta have it

11/3/2026
MDMA
MDMA

Fun!

11/3/2026
Penis
Penis11/3/2026
Graphic design
Graphic design

No fun at all

11/3/2026