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Has done some questionable things but seems alright. Best basketball player of all time which adds a star.

Very important, but hard to know what it is. Would be better if it were more obvious, but then the parts we didn’t like couldn’t be ignored as easily, so it’s fine.

I like it mainly as a topic of conversation. It is an easy thing to bring up to friends daily. The game itself is okay, not super involved. I tend to find its sibling Connections more enjoyable. But it is iconic for a reason.

Pretty interesting guy as the first to kill another person. Don’t think he actually exists so I’m not going to dock him too much for that. He is pretty interesting and fun to use in art for many different reasons, because he is such a cultural touchstone. Really awesome name and the fact that he did it with a rock adds to his aura.

Pretty invaluable to have 2. You need it for math. Aesthetically stunning in my opinion. Can’t think of any downsides to 2.

Pretty great! I often enjoy laughing because of humor. It can make things that are difficult easier to bare, and make good things even better. It can unfortunately also be used to gloss over or brush aside issues interpersonally or as a shield for negative behavior, but the benefits far outweigh any downsides.

One of the better emojis, and one of the more popular. It has a great design, being cartoony enough while still recognizable as feces. The iconic smile makes it a charming character with a nice built in juxtaposition between its expression and form. Certainly was brought to new heights when portrayed by the late Sir Patrick Stewart, a memorable role that brought a lot of buzz to the project. This emoji has many uses, most of them borrowed from the many ways we use words ‘shit’ and synonyms in language. I will say, on the negative side, that when used strictly to replace the word ‘shit’ it can come across a bit obnoxious for my taste. “That movie was 💩!” It just reads a bit cringe to me. I far prefer it just as a tool for emphasis. Overall a solid emoji that maybe suffers from overexposure if anything.