CanineCounterpart

just a real stand-up guy

a great evil

ye gods

if only they had this for dogs

makes me feel fuzzy and whispers silently in my ear that i must touch my friends

fascism is not cool

i like to count using my paws

woag

gives a bad name to those with worms in their brain

excellent

a scourge

in terms of tea, yummerrs

many considered this to be a "bad move"

hell yeah dog big and soft #fat #boneralert

i want those robots to do things to me

more "mmmgph" than sex, they're saying

not very chill, like just bad

quite a few design flaws imo

this is like 1 9/11

the age of slop is upon us

well i hated it

boooo :(

in many ways, erotic..

excellent way to impress old folks at family events

a soggy man's best friend

what a creature. points docked bc i haven't met one yet

MORE MOUSE BITES

tOmMy wanTS MOnEy

also bad, and there was a whole behind the bastards episode about the bastard who invented it... much to consider

a beautiful thing you can share with your beloved friends in this age of information

mmmgph

what i am, everyone's friend i hope :3

maybe the 3rd best thing in the world for a dog like me

i love plumbing

i wish it could be longer than 3-5 minutes

bad