Burp

My favorite friendship simulator

Every day ends in a Tums festival

What if he was John Purple?

Two hot dogs is the perfect amount of hot dogs

Tastes like the floor

I think about his incident at The Laugh Factory often, but not as often as I think about his apology on David Letterman, one of the greatest moments in TV history

Overrated, but still fine. It's so inconsistent

The Platonic ideal of A YouTuber

I love him! I have 7 Homer plushies he is so precious to me

He's a hometown hero

Truly an all-timer