Birdism

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I review (new world) birds. Plan to expanding to all birds.

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Bird
Bird

What even is nostalgia? I can tell you what it’s like: creeping up behind a pigeon until it flies away, falling down and causing a murder of crows to flee, waking up to a chicka-dee-dee-dee. Birds have directed the fashion, the imagination, the innovation of our perceiving minds since the dawn of time and even further. People are inquisitive, skittish, or friendly in the same way that birds are inquisitive, skittish, or friendly. We owe a lot to birds and I would pain immensely to see them go. Support your bird sanctuaries.

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Gray catbird
Gray catbird

They have a spot of orange on their butt. Cute. They actually do sound like a cat, I’m not joking. Cute.

11/4/2026
Mallard
Mallard

That’s a duck alright. Classic. Sleek. Waterproof. Love it.

11/4/2026
Wood duck
Wood duck

Very few birds make you go, yup that’s a duck. Even fewer birds make you go, what the fuck is wrong with that duck

11/4/2026
Inaccessible Island rail
Inaccessible Island rail

I feel so bad for bro, no wings and on an island with no friends.

11/4/2026
Ian Watkins
Ian Watkins

Fuck the gimmick bruh this guy sucks

11/4/2026
Great blue heron
Great blue heron

My god you are so great and blue

11/4/2026
Wood thrush
Wood thrush

Classic friendly bird. Staple of any woods.

11/4/2026
Brown thrasher
Brown thrasher

Hey crazy eyes drop the gun

11/4/2026
Semipalmated plover
Semipalmated plover

I hold affinity only because of the resemblance to killdeer. Really cute though

11/4/2026
Killdeer
Killdeer

Their call haunts me like a friendly ghost. Unfindable, resounding, and echoic. If you do find them, you will melt into a thousand drops just watching them run-stand-run-stand… their babies look just like their adults.

11/4/2026
Roseate spoonbill
Roseate spoonbill

Was lucky enough to spot one far from a discernible coast. So, so pink it’s unbelievable.

11/4/2026
Black-capped chickadee
Black-capped chickadee

Utterly inferior to the carolina chickadee.

11/4/2026
Carolina chickadee
Carolina chickadee

Utterly darling. Genuinely don’t know the difference between them and black-capped chickadee. Jingoism draws me near these though.

11/4/2026
White-throated sparrow
White-throated sparrow

When the night breaks, when the moon melts, when the stars fizzle, when the sun dangles into the sky as if in a cradle, they sound the roaming beams of pearlescent dawn.

11/4/2026
American robin
American robin

I watched a family of robins grow up in a little nest. They are so cute, when they run and fly and stuff.

11/4/2026
Northern mockingbird
Northern mockingbird

You know it’s been a day when that tail bobs up and down.

11/4/2026
Blue jay
Blue jay

Absolutely beautiful plumage. Gorgeous structural blue color. Call is iconic.

11/4/2026
Rock dove
Rock dove

These guys have been through a lot. Dumb but very kind. You deserve the world.

11/4/2026
House sparrow
House sparrow

These guys are kinda like not so present. You see them and you don’t. If pigeons are rats of the sky, then these guys are mice.

11/4/2026
American goldfinch
American goldfinch

Beautiful yellow bird with beautiful black crown and wings. Wonderful call.

11/4/2026
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (film)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (film)

Absolutely heart-wrenching. As someone who knows what Cuckoos are like I get it

11/4/2026
Budgie (band)
Budgie (band)

From what I heard, not exciting enough to be prog, not heavy enough to be metal. What are you.

11/4/2026
Red-winged blackbird
Red-winged blackbird

Most notable part is its name. Proceed from there.

11/4/2026
Northern cardinal
Northern cardinal

Genuinely when do u see a color so vibrant. Picture this. It is winter time. You look out. Lone female cardinal. Bright like candles. Heart like soul.

11/4/2026
Common starling
Common starling

Really cool call-wise but kinda annoying and I get scared for the local ecosystem.

11/4/2026
Pine siskin
Pine siskin

Funny guy. Looks like a ball.

11/4/2026
Cedar waxwing
Cedar waxwing

Eat so many berries it is SCARY!!!! Alcoholic piece of shit but I love you. Don’t die on me again.

11/4/2026