Benjamin

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Reviews

Belching
Belching

uncalled for and not funny in the way that farting is

11/4/2026
Cat
Cat

Genuinely suspicious of those who don’t get it

11/4/2026
Metroid
Metroid

I’ve played three of these and they are not fun they are all boring, deeply insulting/anti-art backtracking mechanics iykyk

11/4/2026
Public Universal Friend
Public Universal Friend

actually sounds like a really good hang

11/4/2026
The Goon Show
The Goon Show

I bet a lot of you freaks tune in to this

11/4/2026
Pitchfork (website)
Pitchfork (website)

You gotta admit seeing that red bnm kinda got your juices pumping for a few good years

11/4/2026
Horse
Horse

Creepy as fuck. Just a ghastly, soulless vibe and the closest we get to an imposter on this earth. I can’t trust an animal that needs to be killed if it falls wrong and tangles its spindly legs. Offshoot subcultures around this critter are equally fucked. Do better.

11/4/2026
Arby's
Arby's

I like this fuckass restaurant and its fuckass chicken fingers and want to get ahead of the deluge of negative reviews. Horsey sauce is good enough to carry this rating and the menu is nice and varied. That said my local Arby’s is run by the owner’s daughters and their friends who deeply hate the work, the patrons and I would have to assume, the meats. If you can brave their cold apathy and a 15-minute drive-thru wait it’s really quite fine. I’m sure it’s even better at other locations.

11/4/2026
AirPods
AirPods

Feels like I’m blessed by god every time I use them and don’t lose one or put it in my food or something. Hard to live without though I suppose. Sound quality is irrelevant.

11/4/2026
Water
Water

They nailed it with this one. Very much the standard.

11/4/2026