Aratinga

Ruined my life. Five stars.

Hard to deny the convenience of being able to learn about home bookbinding and Deltarune conspiracy theories in a one-stop-shop.

Like lesbianism, but fancier.

The literary equivalent of being kicked in the head by a horse.

Gonna be honest, not a fan.

Broadly speaking, a net negative for humanity.

It's certainly better than Christianity.

One the one hand it's given us the Beatles and Chopin, but on the other it's given us Ed Sheeran and The Black Eyed Peas, so I'm somewhat torn.

It freaks me out

Despite its many pitfalls, its granted me access to an enormous amount of pornography, so I consider it a wash.

Throwing him into a turbine would be a waste of a perfectly good turbine.

Hit or miss, tbh.

Hate this bitch.

It's not for everybody, but when it hits, it has no equal.

A true classic.

I'm a fan of many alcoholic beverages, but cocktails occupy a very special place in my heart. Part craft, part performance, cocktails are immensely versatile. From the deeply trashy sweet neon colored nightmare drinks college experiences are made of, to the elegant refined dignity of a dry martini, there is frankly no substitute for the perfect cocktail.

Confident running him over with my car would be an insult to my tires.