Achilleus

One star for the song, 2.5 more for the incredible linguistic feat of abbreviating “If it had not have been for [Cotton-Eyed Joe]” down to a mere “ee’tn’t’ve bee’d’a [Cotton-Eyed Joe]” (a >50% syllable reduction)

“Op Brev”

DONT BE FOOLED!! Is NOT a sequel to the pirate anime

There are teenagers in every Guitar Center who can play guitar like Eddie Van Halen. This dad-joke kindly old goofball redneck played guitar in ways that puts the fear of God in all of them.

Okay but when they say “everything,”

I appreciate the way that the word itself can do the thing. Ouroborourborouroborouroboro

Consistently moving

Holy shit you guys have GOT to try this

Honestly a bit grandiose for normal butter

Something almost Kafkaesque about this

Dude where are all the chicks at this party

Mostly in it for the sticker

can go either way, honestly

needs more vowels imo :/

Would rate it seven stars if possible

Gotta be one of my favorite genders