21Cabbage

obama if he was cream cheese: uhhh let me be schmear

anthony left smosh because of this movie

if i was best friends with the grim reaper i would make him kill my 4th grade teacher

pretty much a perfect album but what the fuck was that line in getting better

mr meaty was my gay awakening

the guy making my sandwich had an erection the entire time

there's some 7 year old watching this wishing they could meet denisdaily, coming to find out later that he's in jail for tax evasion

accidentally touched my nuts after eating these