A ranked list by Numpostrophe · 17 items
Ranked by taste, access, consistency, spoilage, and stomach pain
So good
Sometimes you get a bad one
Armor, delicious, sometimes hurts tongue and skin
Hit or miss but a perfect one is life-changing
Golden retriever of fruit
Really good for you, but kind of inconsistent
Sometimes just perfect, frequently meh
Honeydew's younger brother who just isn't as fun to talk to but still chill
Really good but can cause gut-writhe
Never want it on my own but if someone offers I'll eat fifty
Can be upgraded to maraschino which adds 3 stars
Smells and kind of tastes funky too
Looks rotten by the time they're good. Hard to get past
Pain
Looks like a fantasy object but tastes like a wet sock
PAIN
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