Saint Patrick's Day

This might actually be one of the worst holidays of all time. First of all, who even is Saint Patrick? I'm not a very religious person so I'm not too familiar with all the different saints, but I don't think the vast majority of the world knows either, so why do we put so much stock into a holiday centered around this dude? And it's not even about him either! It's about leprechauns and gold and rainbows or some shit, because I guess Saint Patrick was Irish and the stereotype is that Ireland has leprechauns, so let's make this an international annual holiday. And then the whole wearing green or you get pinched thing. I'm sorry, but if you actually consistently remember to wear green on Saint Patrick's Day and then call out people that don't wear green, that's some Disney adult type shit. You were probably the type of kid to dress up for every day of spirit week in school like "Wednesday is talk like a pirate day!" like stfu you goofball. Anyway fuck this holiday and fuck Ireland

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