Akai MPC

Maybe the older ones are a bit less of a pain to work with, but InMusic has made baffling decisions with the UX ever since these things got touchscreens. Elektron really eats their lunch with the workflow but at least you can actually have polyphony on multiple tracks in a single box with the MPC series...

I have the 2000xl, it’s fun but sadly collects dust next to my laptop